15 Famous Bollywood Dialogues We Can’t Make Sense Of

Bollywood movies’ dialogues are so impactful that they are a part of our everyday conversations. However, some of them have made us cringe too and weren’t easy to digest at all.

Here are 15 crazy and senseless but famous Bollywood dialogues from Bollywood movies

Sabko aati nahi aur meri jaati nahi. -Heropanti 2

Sabko aati nahi aur meri jaati nahi. -Heropanti 2

Mere bare mein itna mat sochna; dil mein aata hoon; samajh mein nahi – Kick

Mere bare mein itna mat sochna; dil mein aata hoon; samajh mein nahi - Kick

Our business is our business, none of your business. -Race 3

Our business is our business, none of your business. -Race 3

Jis kaam ke liye tu Billi ka dudh peeker Dilli se aaya hai. –Gunda

Jis kaam ke liye tu Billi ka dudh peeker Dilli se aaya hai. –Gunda

Dudh mein nimbu jisne dala paneer uska. –Once Upon A Time In Mumbai Dobara

Dudh mein nimbu jisne dala paneer uska. –Once Upon A Time In Mumbai Dobara

Mere mann ko bhaya mai kutta kaat ke khaya. –China Gate

Mere mann ko bhaya mai kutta kaat ke khaya. –China Gate

Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate mat Karna. I, Me and Myself. –Ready

Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate mat Karna. I, Me and Myself. –Ready

It’s my way, ya skyway. –Action Jackson

It's my way, ya skyway. –Action Jackson

Jo mai bolta hu vo mai karta hoon. Aur jo mai nahi bolta vo mai definitely karta hoon. –Rowdy Rathore

Jo mai bolta hu vo mai karta hoon. Aur jo mai nahi bolta vo mai definitely karta hoon. –Rowdy Rathore

Police ki goli mein itna loha hai, ek baar thokdi na toh zindagi bhar tere khoon mein iron ki kami nahi hogi. –Shootout at Wadala

Police ki goli mein itna loha hai, ek baar thokdi na toh zindagi bhar tere khoon mein iron ki kami nahi hogi. –Shootout at Wadala

Mujh par ek ehsaan karna ki mujh par koi ehsaan na karna. –Bodyguard

Mujh par ek ehsaan karna ki mujh par koi ehsaan na karna. –Bodyguard

Hum maarte the maza aata tha, aur maarte the aur maza aata tha. -Bachchan Pandey

Hum maarte the maza aata tha, aur maarte the aur maza aata tha. -Bachchan Pandey

Don’t fear come near; put my jawani ka scooter in third gear. -Humshakals

Don't fear come near; put my jawani ka scooter in third gear. -Humshakals

Ek tu sardar ek mai sardar, baaki sab bekaar. -Son of Sardar

Ek tu sardar ek mai sardar, baaki sab bekaar. -Son of Sardar

Silent hoja warna mai violent ho jaunga. -R Rajkumar

Silent hoja warna mai violent ho jaunga. -R Rajkumar

Mai badla nahi lunga sirf inteqam lunga. – Marjaavaan

Mai badla nahi lunga sirf inteqam lunga. - Marjaavaan

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