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Raj & DK, the names synonymous with some of the best Indian screenwriting, have worked their magic yet again with the trending Netflix series – Guns and Gulaabs. This show is just as quirky and happening as it sounds, pulling you in right from the get-go with its amazing storytelling, cinematography, and chemistry between the actors. The cherry on top was provided by the collaboration of the Raj & DK duo with the writer and standup comedian – Suman Kumar. Of course, as a result, this dark comedy series treats us with back-to-back punchlines that, qasam paida karne wale ki, you will love. Yes, this is a punchline too.

If you still haven’t watched Guns and Gulaabs, here are some of the best dialogues from Guns and Gulaabs that make you want to travel to the Gulaabganj ki paavan dharti as soon as you have finished reading this. (Gulaabganj is the show’s fictional town and paavan, its irony.)

8 Most Iconic And Best Dialogues From Guns and Gulaabs
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Most Iconic And Best Dialogues From Guns and Gulaabs

Humari zindagi mein itna bada toofan aagya or aap ab tak kya apni maiya ki mayyat mana rhe the?

It is believed that the ‘evil ones’ of any show have the best dialogues from Guns and Gulaabs. The mix of sarcasm in their speech and the cunningness of their tone is lovely. 

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Most Iconic And Best Dialogues From Guns and Gulaabs

“Is mahine mei kitne din hain? 30 ya 31?”

“31”

“Dekho, apko ek din extra bhi mil gya. Lucky!”

Also, this show is full of people who have some degree of evilness in them. Probably, that is what makes the entire series so much better. Here a guy threatens another person with life if the given work isn’t finished by the month’s end – and then goes on to call him lucky because the month has one extra day.

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Most Iconic And Best Dialogues From Guns and Gulaabs

Dushman ho aaj se tum mere. Dushman ka bhala sochu itna bhala insaan bhi nahi hun mai.

Yes, we are humans after all! Not angels. Guns and Gulaabs has child actors too who deliver their parts with such innocence that we can’t help but go – awwwww! 

Most Iconic And Best Dialogues From Guns and Gulaabs

Khana, paani, sir pe chhat, bistar, kapde, gaane, sab toh hai. Baaki khaali haath aaye the khaali haath hi toh jana hai.

That is what we are supposed to say when someone is trying to bribe us to favour their bad intentions. We love the truth bombs this series drops on us from time to time.

Most Iconic And Best Dialogues From Guns and Gulaabs 

Do chamat maar deta. Jaan se maarna zaroori tha kya? Kisi Haseena ko seene se laga k ghoomne ki umar mei ek laash ko seene se laga k ghoom raha hun.

Okay, Guns and Gulaabs has set the benchmark. If we do not have friends like these, we don’t want them at all. Friends who rightfully reprimand but also help you get out of the deepest and darkest ditches you have jumped into. 

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Most Iconic And Best Dialogues From Guns and Gulaabs

Ye sa*** angrez log bhi pta nahi kya kya bolte hain.

We all feel that sometimes when listening to English songs, don’t we? And we surely needed this validation, thank you. 

Keep reading to find out the last two punchlines on our list of best dialogues from Guns and Gulaabs!

Most Iconic And Best Dialogues From Guns and Gulaabs

Musibat ko bulawa mat dijiye, khushi khushi daan kijiye.

Jokes aside, if all the needy people in our superstition-riddled country used such creative lines to ask for money – we would have a more economically balanced society. Just saying.

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Most Iconic And Best Dialogues From Guns and Gulaabs

Kehte hain har insaan ke andar ek shaitaan hota h. Or qasam paida karne wale ki, us shaitaan ko andar hi rehna chahiye.

But if not, we get a storyline like Guns and Gulaabs. And we are not complaining!

This was our list of best dialogues from Guns and Gulaabs – the  Netflix hit series! If you haven’t yet watched this trending 7-episode show yet, this is your cue to drop everything and visit the town of Gulaabganj – virtually, of course!

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9 Powerful Patriotic Bollywood Dialogues To Infuse Patriotism

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Powerful patriotic dialogues to capture the spirit of India and the joy of Republic Day! Share your favorite lines in the comments, and let’s celebrate together! Maa tujhe salaam! These voices echo through history!

9 Powerful Patriotic Bollywood Dialogues To Infuse Patriotism

Holiday: A soldier is never off duty

Powerful Patriotic Bollywood Dialogues: “Jab wahan border par log apni neend ki parwah kiye bina jagte hain, tab tumhein yahan sheher mein chain ki neend aati hain.”

“Jab wahan border par log apni neend ki parwah kiye bina jagte hain, tab tumhein yahan sheher mein chain ki neend aati hain.”

Chak de! INDIA

“Mujhe states ke naam na sunayi dete hain na dikhayi dete hain, sirf ek mulk ka naam sunai deta hai… INDIA”

“Mujhe states ke naam na sunayi dete hain na dikhayi dete hain, sirf ek mulk ka naam sunai deta hai… INDIA”

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Raazi

"Watan Ke Aage Kuch Bhi Nahi, Khud Bhi Nhi"

“Watan Ke Aage Kuch Bhi Nahi, Khud Bhi Nhi”

URI: The Surgical Strike

“Yeh Hindustan ab chup nahi behtega ... yeh naya Hindustan hai ... yeh ghar mein ghusega bhi aur maarega bhi”

“Yeh Hindustan ab chup nahi behtega … yeh naya Hindustan hai … yeh ghar mein ghusega bhi aur maarega bhi”

Mangal Pandey- The rising

“ Yeh azaadi ki ladai hain, guzre hue kal se azaadi… aane waale kal ke liye”

“ Yeh azaadi ki ladai hain, guzre hue kal se azaadi… aane waale kal ke liye”

Border

“Shayad tum nahi jaante … yeh dharti sher bhi pehda karti hai”

“Shayad tum nahi jaante … yeh dharti sher bhi pehda karti hai”

Bang Bang

“Joh desh ke liye ladte hai ... unki maut ka countdown unki pehli saans ke saath shuru ho jaata hai.”

“Joh desh ke liye ladte hai … unki maut ka countdown unki pehli saans ke saath shuru ho jaata hai.”

WAR

“Jung joh hai na, shaheed hokar nahi ... dushman ko shaheed karke jeeti jaati hai”

“Jung joh hai na, shaheed hokar nahi … dushman ko shaheed karke jeeti jaati hai”

Shershaah

“Ek fauji ke rutbe se bada koi aur rutba nahi hota, vardi ki shaan se badi koi aur shaan nahi hoti, aur apne desh se bada koi dharam nahi hota.” 

“Ek fauji ke rutbe se bada koi aur rutba nahi hota, vardi ki shaan se badi koi aur shaan nahi hoti, aur apne desh se bada koi dharam nahi hota.” 

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8 Hilarious Dialogues From Teri Baaton Mein Aisa Uljha Jiya

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Dialogues from Teri Baaton Mein Aisa Uljha Jiya? Well, let me warn you, you are going to be on a laughter ride!

Teri Baaton mein Aisa Uljha jiya trailer, released sometime back, showcased some of the funniest and most creative dialogues I have come across lately. All set to release on February 9th, this Kriti Sanon and Shahid Kapoor starrer is certainly going to offer some refreshing and bone-tickling nuances (hopefully).

As the trailer appears, Shahid Kapoor falls for a robot, which leads to a series of funny events as the robot meets his family. Well, unlike the nature of robots, the film trailer offered some hilarious dialogue that might make you anticipate the movie. Until the movie hits theaters, here are 8 hilarious and creative dialogues from Teri Baaton Mein Aisa Uljha Jiya To Crack You Up!

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Will this pick-up line work, people? I was just asking for a friend, though.

Saari languages: bol leti ho, har tarah ka khana bana leti ho, pehli bar cigarette pite ho, to khasti bhi nahi ho. Tum ladki ho ya Aladdin ka chirag?

Saari languages bol leti ho, har tarah ka khana bana leti ho, pehli bar cigarette pite ho, to khasti bhi nahi ho. Tum ladki ho ya Aladdin ka chirag?

Did Green Card just win over Sanskaar??

–Hi, Sharmila.

– Ye mujhe naam se kyu bula rahi hai?

– Mummy ye America se hai na.

Real ID se aayo Kokila Ben

Ye is ghar ki nayi member Harami bahu…….Hamari bahu!

Ye is ghar ki nayi member Harami bahu…….Hamari bahu!

This is my family, and every time my social battery runs out

– Sifra? Sifra?…… Mausi isko doctor ke pass leke chalte hai. – Iski battery dead hai, time lagega charge hone me.

– Sifra? Sifra?…… Mausi isko doctor ke pass leke chalte hai.

– Iski battery dead hai, time lagega charge hone me.

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It’s funny but kind of stereotypical, just saying

– Naam bolo jii.

– Sifra.

– Pura naam?

– Super Intelligent Female Robot Automation.

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– South se ho aap?

Me, in every situationship, I just fall for red flags, not robots, bas.

Mere mann me Sifra ke liye feelings develop ho gayi hai aur ye janne ke baad bhi ki wo robot hai wo jaa nahi rahi

Mere mann me Sifra ke liye feelings develop ho gayi hai aur ye janne ke baad bhi ki wo robot hai wo jaa nahi rahi

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Well, seems like the film might!

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– Aaj to lag raha hai pure Delhi me aag laga degi.

– Kya aap chahti hai ki main pure Delhi me aag laga du?

If this made you laugh out loud, here’s the trailer for another round of laughter!

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Make sure you drop by the theatres on 9th February to unveil this robotic rom-com!

Also, let us know in the comments below which dialogue you laughed at the most!

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5 Legendary Dialogues From Bambai Meri Jaan Web Series

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Amazon Prime Video is all set to release a nail-biting thriller this September. The story, casting, and dialogues from Bambai Meri Jaan web series are all just bang on. It has moral conflicts, family drama, awesome action sequences, and some romance that will make it a promising show you can’t help but binge. The 10-episode series also has some top-notch actors and is set in the lanes of 60s Mumbai.

Read on to find out how the dialogues from Bambai Meri Jaan series capture the bigger picture and manage to go beyond the characters and their journey.

5 Legendary Dialogues From Bambai Meri Jaan Web Series

Qainaat ka nizaam hai, burai bhi achchhai se paida hoti hai.

This one of the legendary dialogues from Bambai Meri Jaan web series talks about good and evil, the battle between them. We all bet on the victory of good over evil. The struggle is as old as we can remember. Legends talk about how humans have both good and evil in them, and it is up to them to choose what they lean towards. For some people, though, the choices aren’t black and white.

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Because, more often than not, the lines between these are too blurry. Many of the show’s characters – as you would know from the many dialogues of Bambai Meri Jaan – are walking these blurred lines – choosing their good and their evil. 

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Legendary Dialogues From Bambai Meri Jaan

Shaitaan ko bhi uparwaale ne paida kiya tha.

We are all a creation of the cosmic events of this universe. The morals tell us the difference between the good and the bad. What it doesn’t tell us, however, is that they are the head and tail of the same coin.

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Some choose a skewed path to get to the ultimately good intention, and some people do the reverse. So, yes, just as the universe makes the good, is the evil.

Sheher saaf karte karte, mera ghar ganda ho gaya.

The dialogues in Bambai Meri Jaan series never fail to point towards the internal dilemma of the various characters, the central conflict being that between a father who’s a man of integrity and morals and his son, deep into the underworld. Nothing highlights the inner turmoil better than this one dialogue. You know the show will be great the moment you hear Kay Kay Menon say this in the trailer.

Legendary Dialogues From Bambai Meri Jaan

Har faisle ki ek keemat hoti hai, aur wo keemat isi zindagi mein chukani padti hai.

You know when we are told to choose wisely? We need to weigh our options before we make an important decision. This may be why. A young man lifts a dead body as we hear a woman’s voice utter these words. So, while the series is about the rise of a gangster and is filled with considerable gore and action, it does not, at any point, fail to shed light on the consequences of one’s actions.

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While the mafias and the goons take over the city of Mumbai, the makers also show what wrath that might bring upon them or their loved ones.

Jo tune aag lagai hai na Dara, jehunnum ki aag hai, hum sabko jala ke raakh kar degi.

While the plot is a lot about the underworld and how they fight amongst themselves and with the police to get control over the city to spread terror, it will also have some beautiful character arcs.

Bambai Meri Jaan web series has dialogues that hit just the right spot, like a father telling his son about Karma and how it gets everyone in the end—or just exploring this father-son relationship built on completely different sets of beliefs of the two. 

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So, buckle up and prepare for some thrill, drama, and action this September 14th on Amazon Prime Video.

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