16 Savage Wednesday Addams Lines For Real-Life Chats

Wednesday Addams is the most loved fictional character today. The reason? Her death stare and savage dialogue delivery. She gives a new definition to confidence and sass, holding herself together while also melting some egos on the way.

Here are some of her best savage lines by Wednesday Addams from the first season of the Wednesday series on Netflix that you can tweak and use in your own conversations.

I did the world a favor. People like Dalton should not be allowed to procreate. 

I did the world a favor. People like Dalton should not be allowed to procreate. 

We know Wednesday is savage when instead of feeling remorse for throwing piranhas into the pool and “injuring” Dalton, she says that she did the world a favor. Dalton did mess with her brother, after all, he deserved it.

Wednesday was expelled from school after this, but you have our hearts, girl. No one messes with your brother apart from you!

For the record, I don’t believe I am better than everyone else. Just that
I am better than you.

For the record, I don’t believe I am better than everyone else. Just that
I am better than you.

This is a great quote for people who try to undermine you by asking if you feel you are better than everyone else. Wednesday shows us how to pack confidence with sass. Surely, you don’t have to ALWAYS humble yourself, even in front of people who are clearly trying to put you down.

I don’t believe in heaven or hell. But I do believe in revenge. I usually serve it warm with a side of pain.

I don’t believe in heaven or hell. But I do believe in revenge. I usually serve it warm with a side of pain.

The idea of consequences for our deeds in the Hereafter is great – but Wednesday, being Wednesday, usually likes to take matters into her own hands. And we can’t deny that we love her for it. Some people just deserve warm revenge with a side of pain. We believe this quote will stick around for quite a long while. 

I am not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago, but I admire the sadism. 

I am not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago, but I admire the sadism. 

None of us can say that we didn’t feel what Wednesday said here at some point in our lives. She was bold and courageous enough to say it aloud in such beautiful words as these. It is one of the best modern descriptions of the collective feelings of high school students, and we admire the sadism too.

And you must be the self-appointed queen bee. Interesting thing about bees – pull out their stringers, they drop dead.

And you must be the self-appointed queen bee. Interesting thing about bees - pull out their stringers, they drop dead.

The. Best. Comeback. Ever. For context, a very proud girl taunts Wednesday by saying that she must be the psychopath the school let in. And Wednesday comes back with this. Our queen knows how to shut people up and melt away their egos. You just can’t miss this scene.

I act as if I don’t care if people dislike me. Deep down, I secretly enjoy it. 

I act as if I don’t care if people dislike me. Deep down, I secretly enjoy it. 

Not going to lie, Wednesday had us in the first half. We actually thought that she was going to confide about being affected by what people thought of her. But seriously, how can we even think that? Wednesday does not do emotions, and she made that very clear. This is one line that is going to be used and reused for decades to come. 

Use the words ‘little’ and ‘girl’ to address me again, and I can’t
guarantee your safety. 

Use the words ‘little’ and ‘girl’ to address me again, and I can’t
guarantee your safety. 

Okay, this quote wins even among the winners of Wednesday’s quotes. These sharp and powerful words are really empowering, and we are sure these are going to be used a lot. It holds true for all the uncalled-for nicknames by strangers like baby girl and little girl. We love the strong character portrayal of Wednesday, and we hope she never loses that.

Every day is all about me. This one just comes with a cake and a bad song.

Every day is all about me. This one just comes with a cake and a bad song.

This is a great birthday quote when people tell you that this day should be all about you. However, we must warn you that you may come off as proud, and you may also hurt some feelings! So, even though it is savage on Wednesday, it can be avoided in real life. 

Whoever invented high heels clearly had a side hustle as a torturer.

Whoever invented high heels clearly had a side hustle as a torturer.

Yes, Wednesday, girls across the globe felt you when you said that. High heels are pretty, no doubt, but they are also pretty torturing. This is one of the best lines that we have come across, and it depicts a collective feeling so well and is also so true. We would love to hear it more often at the next party we visit. 

I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.

I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.

Finally, we can take our time off social media without peer pressure dragging us back or some petty likes defining our feelings. The next time someone asks you, “who isn’t on social sites in the 21st century?” – just quote Wednesday. It is pretty savage and lets you live life according to you. Here are some more savage lines by Wednesday Addams as a bonus:

“I actually filet the bodies of my victims then feed them to my menagerie of pets.”

“I actually filet the bodies of my victims then feed them to my menagerie of pets.”

“If he breaks your heart, I’ll nail gun his.”

“If he breaks your heart, I’ll nail gun his.”

It’s amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad name.

It's amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad name.

If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there’s a good chance I am
just enjoying myself.

If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there's a good chance I am
just enjoying myself.

“Thing. If you can hear me – if you die I will kill you.”  

“Thing. If you can hear me - if you die I will kill you.”  

“Of course, the first boy I kiss would turn out to be a psychotic, serial-killing monster.”

“Of course, the first boy I kiss would turn out to be a psychotic, serial-killing monster.”

This was our list of 16 savage lines by Wednesday Addams that we can adopt in our conversations! Which ones do you like the best?

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